"Patent No. US-11252952-B2"

Remove Lame-Duck President In One Fowl Swoop

Here's how it works: When chief executive signs last-minute pardons, scale (A) ** tips, lifting cover off Hillary Clinton's superior cookies (B). Angered, Barbara reaches for her spatula (C), tugging typewriter (D) away from Millie who is scribing her tell-all autobiography How I Ran the Presidency Without Even Getting a Biscuit. Millie rushes for the typewriter, causing leash (E) to pull trap-door lever (F)**, sending George Bush into a bottomless pit of obscurity where Reagan, Carter, Ford and Nixon await him.