"Scott Pruitt Didn't Doitt"

Trump's EPA chief Scott Pruitt reportedly had his security detail drive him around looking for lotion from D.C.-area Ritz-Carltons, had a staffer reach out to the Trump Hotel to purchase one of their mattresses, and hit up oil and gas companies for tickets to the Rose Bowl. But of course there's a logical explanation for all that, since we all know he was too focused on his job.