"Patent No. US-20220051503-A1"

Exercise your right to vote — without all the exercise!

Here's how it works: When inexplicably undecided voter (A) views last-minute campaign ads (B), emotional responses are gathered via electrode cap (C). Microcomputer (D) translates results into motor-impulse signals, which are sent via transmitter (E) to brain of trained gibbon (F). Voila! You've been spared the discomfort often associated with making decisions.